English as she is translated

Have signed up for UNIFI services, which will be installed next week. Upon confirmation of all details, the Unifi team sent a email with details of the package, installation charges etc. The last sentence of this message below should be read with the sentence as if you are reading it in Bahasa Malaysia. (my guess it, the last sentence in Malay would have been.. sebaik sahaja selepas..(as good as)..)

I leave this to your imagination on how to intepret the message below. Suffice to say, it is neither funny nor hilarious; only a reflection of the level of English in the country...



* Payment will be imposed on your bill next month.
* Payment include Rm149+ Rm149(advancement)+ Rm10(stamp duty)+Rm40(installation fee)
* For landed house will have a minimum drilling.
* This contract is 24month(2 years)
* early termination will be penalty Rm 500
* If you want to cancel this appointment will be charge Rm200,ifyoumake it on 24hours.
If want to reschedule your appointment date,kindly call our centre 3days before.
* For relocation: Rm 300 if different address
* Tm only provide fiber wire 15metre,if more than that will be impose onto your bill.
* Installation will take 5-8hours.
* Customer need to prepare extension wire 4plug.
* For terminate your streamyx, kindly go to Tm Point to terminate it.As good as after the installation complete into your premise.
Regards,


IRA-TMUC
TM UniFi Centre
(Sales) : 1 300 88 1222 Mon-Fri (9am – 9pm) , Sat (10am-6pm)
(Customer Support) : 1 300 88 1221 (24x7)
E-Mail: unifi@tm.com.my

tis the season for stripping...

No, i don't mean the stripping off of clothing.

It started with the Perkasa maverick... a state Sultan stripped him of his title.

Yesterday, another elder politician was stripped of his title as well, by yet another Sultan.

There had been many calls to strip DS Anwar I of his titles as well.

I think in due time, there will be more stripping!!!