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The total distance traveled in my car reached another 'milestone'...

look closely and you will see...

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wide torture..?

Saw this on the road the other day.... funny how just one alphabet in a word can have such vast difference in meaning.



Look carefully... 'Kederaan lebar'... must really be tortured and widely too!!

Fishing off Penang

First week end of the month, we joined a group to fish off Penang. My last trip to Penang did not yield good result and the hope this time was that the tide, current, weather, moon will be just right. The Chinese lunar calendar showed that timing is quite right, since the weekend before was the 15th day. The thinking is that the best time to fish is in between the 1st and 15th day or between the 15th and last day of the lunar calendar. So the 21st day would be good, so the thinking goes.

Anyway, we departed quite early from Subang Jaya and started the sea journey at about 10 AM. by about 230mpm, we were over our fishing spots.

weather was good in the day time, but at night (2 nights), rain and wind was extremely strong. On the first night, the boat has to be on the move with engine running because the waves were quite tall and we cannot anchor safely.

Anyway, we eventually did catch some fishes. Although the quantity and species were a far cry from the KK trip, but on the whole it was quite OK.

Some photos...

Call from China?

Received a call from this number yesterday (+876332555). The caller was a lady crying away and started calling me 'papa' (father). She spoke in Mandarin and was quite hysterical... kept on crying and calling papa... telling me she has no money and some people is keeping her...

I asked 'who are you?'...

she continue crying and calling me papa...

I asked again 'who are you'?

Suddenly she stopped crying and i heard her said 'he said who are you oh.' and banged, she hang up!!

Goodness gracious...

OK, someone trying to scare me into thinking that my daughters are in their custody and probably thinking they will get something from me. Maybe they didn't know their phone number will be displayed? Maybe they didn't the lay certainly sounded too old to be my daughters?

Could be dangerous or a waste of time...could also create anxiety in parents.

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes..

No wonder men are happier and now you know why as well.

F***ing

Hi, have you been f...ing lately? Its good for you as you will see below....

GOLDEN RULES FOR F***ing



1. F***ing once a week is good for health, but it may harmful if done everyday.

2. F***ing gives proper relaxation to mind & body.

3. F***ing refreshes you

4. After heavy F***ing, don't take heavy food immediately, opt for some refreshing liquids

5. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level.

6. F***ing reduces weight for sure..


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so fasting is very good for health;


But your dirty mind is working elsewhere !!!!!!