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Penang trip next month?

The planned trip for a 3D/2N trip off Penang just seems to be so plagued with trouble that it is becoming quite funny.

The trip earlier this month was scuttled when we were told the boat will not be ready on time due to issues with the boat's engine while undergoing overhauling. After the hype and planning, it was quite a let down.

Attempts were quickly made to plan for another date. This time, it is supposed to be happening from 14th to 16th June.

well, apparently, this too may not be on.

Stay tuned....

Last words...

Doctor's Last Word....

A 20-yr old pretty, sexy and sensual girl went to see a psychiatrist.

'Doctor, I'm so angry at my boyfriend that I must call him Bastard. I feel that he's gone too far, and he deserves it.'
'Hmm? Such a word is strong and rude. But may be you have your own reasons. Tell me about it so that I can help you.'
'Yes, thank you, Doctor. There was one night...we parked our car besides the beach and we were alone... and... he held my hand....'
'Did he hold your hand like this?'
'Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're holding it now'
'If it's only this, he doesn't deserve to be called Bastard. It means he doesn't want to be separated from you.'
'Then, he leaned his body towards me... and hugged me...'
'Like this?'
'Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're doing.'
'It's not a Bastard.
It means he wanna stay forever by your side'
'Then he kissed me...'
'Like this?'
'Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're kissing me.'
'If its only a kiss like this, seriously you can't call him Bastard. it means he adores you.'
'Then he put his hands inside my clothes and touched my boobs, Doc...'
'Like this?'
'Yes, Doctor.... exactly like that'
'It's not behavior of a bastard. It means he wants to protect you.'
'Then he took off all my clothes... slowly... '
'Did you resist?'
'No. I let him do it, coz I love him...'
'Did he take off your clothes like this?'
'Yes, Doctor. Until I'm completely naked like now......'
'He still doesn't deserve to be called 'Bastard, because it means he wanna learn about your body completely.'
'Then he kissed me and put his.... inside me and had sex with me...'
.......................
'Did he do it just like what we do?'
'Yes, Doctor. Exactly the same'
'You still can't call him Bastard. It means he needs you.'
'But then he told me that he has AIDS'
All the staff and patients outside heard the doctor screaming,'
BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRD!'

Merchong trip

Instead of the much anticipated Penang 2D/1N to spots that have remained unfished for some three months, the group ended up at Merchong for very light fishing.

The only highlight of the trip was this group of cobias; at this particular unjam, we brought up a total of 19 cobia ranging from maybe 1.5kg to 5kg. This fish looks a bit like 'cods', only thing is they are dark instead of palish in colour. they were absolutely voracious. the moment a bait went down, they would take the bait immediately. we only had light fishing tackle outfits since we were aiming for small fish at unjams, and they were fun to fight.



The rest of the time, there were nothing else big caught.

The other highlights were probably our dinners. Normally for such trips, we tend to eat well at dinner time. Breakfast would be simple nasi lemak, and lunch is whatever is available on board; fruits, peanuts, buns, etc. Or else, just water or liquids of the intoxicating kind.

We are now planning the next great fishing adventure....

Proton in Australia

Cheapest car in Australia

Have a look....

Hypnotism

It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch.” Said Claude.

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch..."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"SHIT!" said the Hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.

Ultimate Career choice for a Malaysian

An old kampung imam had a teenage son, & it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession.
Like many young men his age, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, & he didn't seem too concerned about it.
One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room & placed on his study table four objects.

1. The Holy Qoran.
2. A fifty ringgit note.
3. A bottle of whiskey.
4. And a Playboy magazine.

'I'll just hide behind the door," the old imam said to himself. "When he comes home from school today, I'll see which object he picks up."

"If it's the holy book, he's going to be an imam like me, and what a blessing that would be!"
"If he picks up the fifty ringgit note, he's going to be a business man, & that would be okay, too."

"But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken bum, & God, what a shame that would be."

"And worst of all if he picks up that magazine he's going to be a skirt-chasing womanizer."

The old man waited anxiously, & soon heard his son's foot-steps as he entered the house whistling & heading for his room..

The boy tossed his books on the bed, & as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table. With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them. Finally, he picked up the Holy Book & placed it under his arm. He picked up the fifty ringgit note & dropped into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle & took a big drink, while he admired the magazine's centerfold.

"God have mercy," the old imam disgustedly whispered. "He's going to be an Umno Policitian!!

3D/2N Fishing off Penang...so not

It was supposed to be the trip of the year.. The boat was supposed to be newly refurbished, newly overhauled engine, and the boat captain was going to bring us to spots that have not been fished for the last three months.

Alas, the boat engine is not ready.. What a bummer.

This weekend (15th to 17th May) was arranged and reserved last year in anticipation of a good trip. All arrangement have been prepared; fishing gears have been checked and rechecked. Electric reels all ready for 1kg weighs to depths of 100+ meters. Images of big mama fishes have been the topic of choice for weeks..

what a bummer.

The consolation is we managed to get 2 speedboats to bring us out on day trips at Merchong. But this would not be the same as landing deeper waters fishes. Merchong is more for shallow coral type of fish, with maybe a few sotongs..

we will see...

Assemblyman splashed with pepper spray by Hee Yit Foong

If this is the action of someone who mistaken an item in her hand as being (1) a hotel key and (2) an item thrown at me and somehow i managed to caught it and somehow i managed to know how to use it to spray at another person, then, anyone viewing this will also :-
1. believe the moon is square
2. the sun is made of vanilla ice cream

What a liar...