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Monday, March 30, 2009

Hymms Titles according to Professions.

Do you know your (specific) hymn(s)?

Dentist's Hymn.................Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn........There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor's Hymn...........The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn..........................Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn.............There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn....................Standing on the Promises
Optometrist's Hymn...........Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn....................I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn.........................Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn...................Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn.......................Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor's Hymn.............I've Got a Mansion Just over the Hilltop
The Massage Therapists Hymn.......He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn............................The Great Physician
Sunday School Children's Hymn ... Tell Me the Stories of Jesus

AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:
45mph...................God Will Take Care of You
65mph...................Nearer My God To Thee
85mph...................This World Is Not My Home
95mph....................Lord, I'm Coming Home
100mph..................Precious Memories

Puns intended...

To write with a broken pencil is pointless...

When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.

The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on
shaky ground.

The batteries were given out free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail

A will is a dead giveaway.

If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

What note does a piano falling down a mineshaft play? A-flat
miner.

You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was
resisting a rest...

Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.

If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your
memory.

A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's
your Count that votes.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the
end.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd
dye.

Acupuncture: a jab well done

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Update on Maxis at USJ2 and USJ5 areas.

This is the reply from Maxis after i absolutely insist on a written reply from them as to what is happening at USJ2 and USJ5.

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Dear Mr. ChXXX,

Reference is made to our telephone conversation of this morning regarding to the coverage in USJ.

We had acknowledged that the site has been dismantled since 13 February 2009 by the local council on complains received from the residents. We are in the midst of sourcing for a new location to commission this new site to enhance the network coverage. There are some challenges faced in regards to this pertaining to the relevant approvals and we are working on these accordingly.

At this juncture, we are unable to confirm on any firm dates or timelines as to when the service experience will be improved.

We hope this would serve to clarify and explain on this matter. Please do not hesitate to contact us at 1800 821 123 or 123 from your Maxis Mobile should you require any assistance.

Thank you.

Yours sincerely,
Sheilla Pereira
Customer Relations Unit
Customer Operations

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i guess they could not be bothered whether customer switches to another service provider or not.

Frankly, i think the problem is wider than just for USJ2 and USJ5 areas.....

Friday, March 20, 2009

Maxis at USJ2 and surrounding areas

For the last few weeks, the signal strength for Maxis in the USJ2 and surrounding areas has been horrendous at best. More often than not, at most, my phone, wife's phone and daughter's phone will show signal strength at 1 bar instead of full bar. A lot of time, on my phone, i dont even have any signal, only a sign that says, SOS only.

I called to Maxis 123 yesterday morning and spoke to a guy called Raj. Raj asked for details of my complaint, including the model of my phone, which i think was ridiculous. He said my complaint will be attended to within 3-4 days! Meantime, there is nothing they can do. I said I want to speak to his supervisor who just happen to be in some meeting and therefore cannot be reached. He promised someone will call back later.

No one called back.

So I called again after 6 hours since i made the complaint. Still cannot get to anyone apart from operator.

I was already livid.

A En. Azli then called and I tore off his head. He admitted that the weak signal was due to the dismantling of a tower at USJ5, and he was not able to tell what is being done to remedied the situation. He also admitted once the tower is completely down, signal will be even worst or non existent at all. He also will not comment when corrective action will be completed.

So, for all at USJ2, 5 and surrounding areas, perhaps it is time to find alternative. I do not see why i should pay for services which i am not getting at all.

heaven...priest...lawyer...

NO OFFENSE MEANT.


A young couple were driving down the road one day, happily, deliriously in love and due to be married the next day. Suddenly, a large truck swerved from the oncoming lanes into their car! BOOM! And they both died

At the Pearly Gates, the young couple confronted St. Peter. "Sir, you have to help us! We were to be married tomorrow. Is there any way we can be married in Heaven?"

"Hmmm," replied St. Peter, "I don't recall there ever being a marriage in Heaven. Well, let's take it up with God and see what he says."

So they approached God with their plea. God sat for a moment, pondering the request. Then he looked down and said, "Come back in five years and ask me again."

Five years later, the couple approached God again, even more in love than ever and pleading that he allow their marriage God paused for quite a while, musing over their request. Then he spoke, "Come back in five years and ask me again."

And once again, five years later, the couple was again in the presence of God, more in love than ever and begging God's permission for the third time to marry. This time God smiled broadly and thundered, "Yes my children, you may marry!"

Well, the wedding went off beautifully, the reception was huge, everyone thought the bride was simply breathtaking and the groom was soooo handsome, and everyone was happy! Until...

Two years later, the couple was back before God, and things were not looking so good. The couple had come to the realization almost immediately that although marriages were made in heaven, they didn't last very long there! And, in spite of their struggles to come to terms with the situation, they had decided there simply was no alternative but to get a divorce.

Black clouds fractured by lightening rolled across the sky, and the ground shook with explosive thunder. God glared down at the tiny couple before him, his face becoming dark and angry, and he roared, "Divorce?! Impossible!! ! It took us TEN years just to find a priest in Heaven! Do you have any idea how long it will take to find a LAWYER?!!"

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Comments

I must apologize to readers who left comments; I did not enable the auto notification when comments are added and therefore, I did not reply.

I have since enabled the function and any comments will now be acted upon if possible.

My bad..

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

World's Easiest Quiz

Answering these questions should be real easy...even for a 4 years old... Try it.

WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ!
(Passing requires only 3 correct answers out of 10!)
1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3)From which animal do we get cat gut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
Remember, you need 3 correct answers to pass.
Check your answers below





ANSWERS

1)How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years
2)Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador
3)From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses
4)In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November
5)What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur
6)The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs
7)What was King George VI's first name? Albert
8)What color is a purple finch? Crimson
9)Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand
10)What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Orange (of course!)


What do you mean, you failed?!!
Me, too...!!!
(And if you try to tell me you passed, you lied!)

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

My Parents

My parents have been married more than 50 years now; I dont know the exact years, but they were married on a 1st January more than half a century ago.

What i know was that after they were married, my dad was given a scholarship under the Colombo Plan to study in Melbourne, Australia. He left his young wife in Kudat in the care of my paternal grandparents. Dad was trained as an English teacher, and he remained true to this profession (he called in a noble profession)until the day he retired from teaching. He then continued to study at a bible college instead and thereafter was ordained as a Anglican priest.

Mum on the other hand, must have waited faithfully for dad during those early years while he was in Australia. She is the typically epitome of a Hakka woman; strong willed, determined and hard working. Even to this day.

In our younger days, with 11 + 1 children in tow, it must have been hard making ends meet. There was always, i guesses, not enough money. We certainly did not have much luxury items and chicken drumstick was the highlight for lunch during the once a year birthday of each child. Big dinners only happened twice a year; Christmas and Chinese New Year. New clothes also once a year, during Christmas. And in those days, new clothes were made by mum. All the daughters used to be in dresses of the same design and pattern, with the only difference being in size!

The absolutely dashing couple.

On their wedding day... I still have no clue who the best man and bride's maid are.

Some 40 years later... still as loving as ever.

Friday, March 06, 2009

Updated Company logos....

With the current doom and gloom situation, perhaps it is time to update company logos....

Enjoy.










Thursday, March 05, 2009

Over to you, Dato Liow, Minister of Health

Got this from a friend; detailing the conditions of the so called premier government hospital in Sabah, the Queen Elizabeth Hospital, KK, and the appalling situation faced daily by doctors, nurses, patients etc...

makes you want to vomit..

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Health Minister, you owe Sabah answers

Product Of The System | Mar 2, 09 3:34pm

Dear Health Minister,

Ali, a 32-year-old road traffic accident victim, travelled three hours from a district in Sabah and arrived in Kota Kinabalu six hours after the initial trauma. After the initial assessment in the emergency department, a CT scan of the head and abdomen was ordered to exclude intracranial bleeding and intraabdominal injury.

He was whisked back onto an ambulance to the privately-owned Sabah Medical Center (SMC) for the required scans. After the ten-minute procedure, he was repacked into the ambulance back to Queen Elizabeth Hospital (QEH) to undergo further assessment while awaiting the results of his blood tests and X-rays. His scans and X-rays were reviewed.

Ali was found to have a lacerated liver and a fractured long bone with multiple superficial wounds. He was then prepared for emergency surgery.

For that, the young man was then re-wheeled into the ambulance and headed once again to the SMC where the operating theatre and intensive care unit of QEH are currently housed. By the time surgery starts, it was already nine hours from the time of his motor vehicle accident.

My story hasn’t finished, Mr Minister.

One hour into the operation, our young chap bled tremendously that he required more blood products to sustain life. It would not be another hour or so before the blood products arrive from the blood bank of QEH to the SMC.

You see YB, blood has to be taken from the patient and passed to a house officer. The house officer will fill in the necessary forms and hand them over to an attendant. The attendant will wait for a chartered bus or ambulance to head back to the Queen Elizabeth Hospital or rather, what remains of it.

Back in QEH, the attendant will wait 45 minutes for the blood to be cross-matched and then wait a while more for the arrival of a chartered bus or ambulance to ferry him (or her) back to SMC.

Anyway, being a fit and healthy young man previously, Ali survived the operation. He was admitted to the ICU and needed a repeated chest X-ray.

For that, the radiography team in QEH is informed. The duo will then take a the chartered bus or ambulance to SMC to perform the X-ray. Shooting an X-ray takes all but two minutes. Processing the cassette will take another five.

However, the processing is done back in the hospital and delivered by the next available ambulance back to SMC. By the time the X-ray films reach the patient, it could be anything from three to twelve hours later.

Dear Yang Berkhidmat (YB) Liow,

I hope you notice the unacceptable predicament our Sabahan patients (and medical staff) are facing currently. It is already six months since the initial and abrupt closure of Kota Kinabalu’s Queen Elizabeth Hospital. Since then, we have been without a proper operating theatre and intensive care unit.

We are also without distinctive wards for many of our surgical patients of most disciplines. Frankly speaking, the health crisis of the state of Sabah has run so deep and so far along that I do not where to begin.

I will instead serve an eye-opening fact to you, Mr. Liow. At the height of the Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome (Sars) epidemic, the the communist government of the People’s Republic of China erected a 1,000-bed hospital within seven days.

Work on the Xiaotangshan Hospital started on April 24, 2003 and was completed on April 30, with 7,000 workers and 500 machines tirelessly on duty around the clock. Far from being a melamine-laced structure, the Xiaotangshan Hospital is equipped with the then state-of-the-art anti-infective measures and facilities.

The structure built within a week is still standing firm six years later today, ready to house any ill and potentially infective patient in the event of any unforeseen health crisis.

Mr Health Minister,

That is exactly what Sabahans are in right now – a health crisis. The Barisan Nasional government chants ‘Malaysia Boleh’ like some proverbial battle-cry but the Sabah state health crisis has proven that empty vessels make the most noise.

Unlike MCA members, not everyone enjoys being labeled a ‘squatter’. For six months, the medical staff and patients of Sabah have been housed in sections of the Sabah Medical Center paying a whooping rental of RM 90,000 per day.

For five months since our forced relocation into your prized SMC, we only had one operating room for life-threatening emergency cases. Elective surgeries were postponed indefinitely even those involving cancers and prostates and suspicious breast lumps.

We only restarted elective surgeries a month ago but even so, the backlog of cases is tremendous and catastrophic. I wonder Mr Minister, how would you like to have a tumor growing in your rectum with no avenue of getting it removed?

That is exactly what our poor Sabah folk are facing. They were without money and without a hospital to get operated in. In fact, they still don’t because they do not have a formal general hospital for Kota Kinabalu anymore.

Heck, we don’t even have our own CT scan. What we do have, however, is lots of bills to pay and debts to settle.

Is it true that the state department of health owes SMC a total of RM 6.1 million for CT scan services? Is it true that Hantaran Wira, the company contracted to provide transport to and fro SMC-QEH is paid RM500,000 per month?

Mr. Minister,

You owe the 3.4 million population of Sabah a lot of answers for wasted lives and needless deaths. Money cannot solve all problems in life. Thank you for listening.

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Phishing in the name of MayBank

I dont even have any account with Maybank, I certainly do not have any credit card with Maybank. Yet, look at what came to me by email.... If this is not a smelly scam stinking all the way to hell, I dont know what is one then..... Be warned.

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Dear maybank2u customer,
This is your official notification that your account has been Limited. We recently reviewed your credit card and it seems that you are using the same credit card for 2 accounts. As you can read in our User Agreement ( section 5.11 ) opening multiple accounts is strictly forbidden. You are now requested to provide information relevant to your account. Capital One Bank will investigate the matter promptly and if the investigation is in your favor, we will restore your account.. If you fail to complete the verification in the next 24 hours your account will be suspended.
Here's how to get started:
1. Log in to maybank2u online account (click here).
2. You must request for TAC online via maybank2u - your TAC will be sent via SMS to the mobile phone number you registered at the ATM.
( you can find the "request a TAC" button in the right menu of your account "Utilities" )
3. Logout from your account and close the browser.
4. When you have received the TAC (Transaction Authorization Code) on your mobile phone, Log in to our secured verification server and submit the requested information(Account user ID, password and TAC).CLICK HERE to go on our secured server.
5. Please allow 48 hours for processing.
Please comply and thanks for understanding.
© 2009 maybank2u

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Monday, March 02, 2009

海边看飞机/Hakka song

A friend sent this link. I thought this is so absolutely hilarious...

You would either have to know Hakka or at least read Chinese to be able to know the lyrics to the song.

However, ENJOY!!