The Fly and the Coffee
A fly falls into a cup of coffee: The Italian - throws the cup and goes into a fit of anger. The Frenchman - pulls out the fly and drinks the coffee. The Chinese - eats the fly and throws out the coffee. The Russian – drinks the coffee with the fly. The Israeli - sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, buys himself a new a cup of coffee and uses the remaining money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.
The Palestinian - blames the Israeli for having thrown the fly in his coffee, complains to the UN for this act of aggression, receives a loan from the European Union to buy a cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and then explodes himself in a cafe, where the Italian, French, Chinese, and Russian, are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give his cup of coffee to the unfortunate Palestinian